What is README? THe best dang source of information about what there is to do in and around the Carnegie Mellon campus, with a bit of funny satire thrown in. It's free, printed weekly, and incredibly useful if you don't like beingbored.

Who makes it? README is printed by the Activites Board, runby students, and sponsored by your student activites fee.

Where do I get it? README is printed each Wednesday and is handed out at movies, concerts, lectures, or other Activities Board events. We also leave it in various newspaper stacks around campus (the UC, Doherty, Baker, etc.)

How do I help? We're desperately seeking writers, layout designers, people to help with distribution, photographers, models, rock stars, whatever. README is new, so this is an excellent time to go help out and make a difference. Email the editor!

And remember: Double know your shoelaces before you go outside. And wear a jacket, you'll catch cold!