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Thursday, October
5th - Croupier (8, 10, 12)
A struggling novelist turned croupier mans roulette tables in search for
inspiration for his writing and ends up entangled in a robbery scheme.
Sound familiar? Well maybe it's because it's from Michael Hodges, the
man who directed Flash Gordon. Yet it seems as though this is where the
similarities end. You see, Croupier replaces the space battles, alien
rulers, and world-saving with a story too complex to fit into a paragraph.
With its fascinating, multi-layered plot, intelligent screenplay, and
subtle-yet-undeniable tension building, Croupier is an engrossing, stylish
thriller, and, for those who appreciate twists and turns, Croupier is
never quite as straightforward as it seems - there's a nice little surprise
at the end of the trail. Still not convinced? Ask yourself this: What
would Jesus do? (oh heresy, you're my only... aaahhhh!!!)
Friday,
October 6th - Road Trip (8, 10, 12)
Road Trip is about four friends who
embark a hilarious 1800 mile adventure to intercept an incriminating videotape,
preventing some guy's long distance girlfriend from getting it. Unfortunately,
the tape is a home video of him "getting it" with another girl. Let this
be a lesson to all with long distance relationships - never capture your
cheating ass on tape!!! Many have called Road Trip the best college comedy
since Animal House. By the way, this film features Tom Green, the madness/anger-inducing
Canadian funnyman as seen on MTV. Even if you hate him, he'll make you
laugh your bum-bum off.
Saturday,
October 7th - Titan A.E. (8, 10, 12)
Titan A.E. is fast paced action sci-fi
and more daring than any American animated flick to date. It's got action,
alien chasing, loud music (no singing animal hoopla), and violence (it
was almost PG-13). Matt Damon is Cale, the son of a scientist who must
find the Titan - humanity's last hope - somewhere in deep space after
aliens destroys the Earth
OK,
so the plot isn't as inspired as the visuals, but the movie is a heap
of space alien vs. human fun, yahoody!!!! Titan also features the voice
talents of Drew Barrymore (who has alien-experience from E.T.) and Bill
Pullman (who has already saved the Earth in Independence Day). It's the
closest thing to an American anime-like feature that we'll ever get, so
don't miss it!
Sunday,
October 8th - UHF (8, 10, 12)
A movie written by none other than
Weird Al Yankovic, who commented that "[the plot] was just an excuse to
be goofy." George Newman is a daydreaming slacker who acquires control
of a TV station and must save it from bankruptcy through airing his own
special shows like "Connan the Librarian" and "Ghandi II (this time it's
personal)". Also see a pre-Kramer Michael Richards as crazy as ever! It's
TV as it was meant to be seen... in a movie theater of course.
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