October 7-13      issue # 1,000,009    
Featured Articles

Helper monkeys now available in CMU bookstore!

Hammerschlag encased in Kryptonite.

Editorial: Onion, Simpsons are stealers

Crime and Incident

Opinion Column


The Real Deal

[[ Food Review
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[[ Music
[[ Uselessly True
[[ Letters to the Ed.
[[ ... of the Week

[[ Interview w/Ralph Nader
[[ WRCT radio schedule


What's going on?
Events Listing

Activites Board

Poem of the Week

the electronic sign on purnell blinks on, off,
like a crushed raspberry, red.
a bird flies through the night,
pooping on it,
that stupid sign.
go see drama shows.

~ anonymous

Scary Quote of the Week

"Some of you here are 20 years old. Alright, you've got about 15,000 days or a little over 2,000 weeks before you turn 65. Did last week go quickly?" - Ralph Nader

Scary Picture of the Week

 

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