from the Tartan!

Since nobody sent us any letters this week, we had to steal some from other people. Turns out the letters that other people have been getting are pretty dull too, so we had to steal some old ones. This is from last year.

Hey guys,
Read carefully. The student body has the right to rescind legislation passed by Student Senate. To do that, at least 10% of the undergraduate student body needs to sign a petition within 10 school days of the legislation. We have 3 days to get ~500 signatures.

On September 2, Student Senate passed a motion to pay for the Student Body Treasurer, Student Body President, and Senate Chair parking passes with Activities Fee money. This is a gross abuse of power. To stop this, we need student signatures and need them fast. Thank you. - Michael Strauss

Dear MS,
Apparently you are not aware of how things work around here. They have had trouble getting people to run for elected offices, so they are trying to increase the benefits until there are enough people to fill all the seats. This is a lot like Readme; we are having trouble getting people like me to respond to your letters, so we are giving out parking spots as well. However, the Readme limo doesn't quite fit in the spot, so the hot tub is currently there, at least until we finish planting the tropical jungle on top of the UC (the stupid helipad is in the way.) With that in mind, I don't see why you are being so mean to the Student Body President. They need parking spaces for their limos too.

     - Readme