`s m i l e s`

Some quotes by Steven Wright.
Proof that Life Sucks
And Pi to 8073 digits.
The gruesome tale of Barney's Relatives Warning! Some portions may be unsuitable for young children.
A True Tale of the Roommate from Hell.
The almost complete list of bad passwords.
A book review of The Cat in the Hat.
The Valentine's Day Survival Kit.
Gratitious inline image
The Yard Worker's Lament.
You Make Me By "Weird Al"
Philosopher's Song From Monty Python
They're Comeing to Take Me Away By Napoleon XIV
The CMU version of the Animaniacs theme song.
The best way to Make Pizza, by EllioTT Schiff.
Some ways to drive people in computer clusters crazy.
The Deteriorata, By the National Lampoon.
The way to find the Perfect Man.
Bang head here for service.
There must be Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code.
This list would not be complete without a something pointing to Happy's page!
My quote file.
Manifesto of Theatre for Ridicule.
The humor of reversing referer.