The kitchen was hectic in preparation for the party. I noticed that chairs were scattered all over the place and was told that a woman on the board was an expert in Feng Shui. It seems the board has several Feng Shuisions on it, there's a lot of black clothes here. I was wearing a blue sweater one day. Daniel, a former artist in residence who didn't want to leave (now the physical plant guy who never wears a shirt, has a pierced nipple and wears jeans that teeter below his hips) jokingly told me that people who wear that color blue have or will have serious problems with their spirit. I already knew that. The Feng Shui woman came in and arranged the chairs in a way that the spirit demanded. It looked like a room that three hundred people had just left rather than a party waiting to happen. When she left she realized that the spirit had demanded that she lock her keys in her car with the headlights on.