"...causing the deaths of hundreds of needless animals..."

"You may have cut the strings but I'll win the war, Geppetto"

"That's impossible. You can't make a land out of turnips! Beets...maybe. Pumpkins...yes. But not turnips!"

"Damn aliens, keep out of my ear!"

"Mom, I ate too much spinach!"

"I done never heard of no mooing dog, not never in all tarnation."

"Your heart shall be covered in the BBQ sauce of solitude."

"I don't like being a meanderthal for I tend to meander."

"Damn you and your ballerina balance! I have no inner ear!"

"What a glorious sensation I don't have in my legs!"

"Damn Nigel! A goateed man with a heart of flame."

"We need brushes! Little tiny brushes!"

"...and turn your place into a sylvan, um, wonderland."