9-17-00
"Oh, love. Treacherous word that it is."
"And then our see-through suits will be all see-through!"
"Maybe we can be more than friends."
"Like time capsule buddies!"

9-19-00
"I think that all pets should be called Jasper."

9-24-00
"This grizzly bear was 80 feet tall, but only 6 inches high. For he he was tall in stature, but short in height."
"I am paying you people to stick your legs in awkward positions!"
"Okay, the point of this scientific experiment is to find out how many idiots it takes to change a light bulb."
"I can't do it myself!"

9-26-00
"My brother-wother is incestual-kestual."

10-1-00
"You're burning your hands."
"I don't care, I'm so good."
"I mean, paper you knock down the trees; plastic, you kill the whales..."

10-3-00
"Smell of the country air...grass growing around my feet...no explicit reference to the past..."
"It's amazing I've been able to stave off the water this long."
"All right! Dream of being a rock!"
"Biology...friend from birth."

10-8-00
"It always ends up being an 'enh' even if I start with a different consonant."

10-15-00
"Damn, lion! Are you tame now, or what?"
"Fiddle-fee, fiddle-fie, I will give this guy some mie--Pittsburgh!"

10-17-00
"And they will lick their mothers sometimes."
"She...wanted...those...treasure...bowls..."

10-24-00
"No! No! Hunter gots it!"
"That's a gall bladder with charisma and leadership."
"I like Gore because his name is synonomous with violence, and Bush's name has one syllable."

10-29-00
"There must be some sort of underwater janitor helping us!"

10-31-00
"Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!"

11-12-00
"The culmnination of chocolate-eating comes in the epiphany that there will always be more, no matter how much you eat."
"I could rip your pasty white arm out of its socket and feed that to you!"
"Mmmm...pasty white..."
"Kam, honey, here's your Draino."
"Yeah, he's a nerd! We stripped him naked and spanked his butt in the locker room yesterday."
NOTE FROM AYNE: I still have tubes in my head.

11-14-00
"I haven't seen moves like that since Michael Jackson danced on the stairs in LA!"
"I haven't seen moves like that since me last night in bed with my wife!"
"GOAL!!!"

11-19-00
"Last night was just a wash of technicolor dreams..."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the Godzilla in the dog."
"Okra. Which is sort of like an ogre, but he hurts a lot."

2-8-01
"Welcome back to...Cajun Wars!"
"Cajun rice, cajun rice!
It's all over the place!
Cajun rice, cajun rice!
Eat it when you're...full."

2-11-01
Cheryl [playing Matt]: I haven't even had sex yet!
Matt: it's true!

"Hello there, for I am an ugly mermaid. I am so hideous. I only have one breast."

2-15-01
"Yeah! The gorilla will make it tangier!"

2-18-01
"Paralyzed! Ha!...and back!"
"Well, why are you gonna shoot it?"
"Because I'm a bastard!"

2-21-01
"Hello! I'm Mr. DePonce!"

3-11-01
"Squirrels! Attack!"
"Bull-stuffings! I've never..."
"Badu badu badu..."
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"There are enough muffins in this world to choke a small child. But, there are not enough muffins to choke a large a woman."
"Now that we're roommates, I should tell you that I sleep in the nude. And I sleep in your bed."

3-15-01
"Oh no! I lost...some health!"
"My fortress is so...solitudinish."

3-22-01
"You're going to where Jaws was made, and I'm going to where King Kong was made! Different worlds!"
"These gorilla's breasts are nice, but not as nice as your daughter's!"

4-5-01
"You have to be spiritually clean, or else...it will all explode."

4-8-01
"Yes, the marshmallow burns with the fires of hell!"
"If you love video games, I'll be the Ken to your Ryu!"

4-12-01
"He felt more real than a complete hunk of ham."
"I'm looking for a first mate. Do you have any seaman experience?"
"I work in Holland. I work at a dike."
"Asian-American Cookie--white on the inside, yellow on the outside."

4-30-01
"That's absurd. My brute strength will prevail."
"Ha ha! But while you were over there, I became Sean Connery!"
"Kosher Club, Kosher Club
Eat the pigs that are kosher
Kosher Club, Kosher Club
It's like a blast!"
"...where John is praying to his Judaism."

5-3-01
"Ah! Blue! This reminds me of...freedom!"
"Hey! Call me...Sir Robby!"

5-7-01
"The only good slave is a love slave."