Yes, dear friends, Terrans, and countryfolk! We're bringing the Fair to YOU! No more getting stuck in traffic at Beta Hydrae, no more paying those steep tolls on the Centauri Turnpike! Just a hop, skip, and a theeble, galatically speaking, from your Very Own Homes, beings of Earth, and you can experience it all for the LOW LOW PRICE of 35 Aurigan snailshells, or the local equivalent!
Here's just a few of the things you'll get for your money, kind citizens of the Universe:
Miscellaneous (because I ran out of ideas)