He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
--fortune
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of
management is that success equals skill.
-- Robert Heller
"DOS is like a common roach, it may be a low life form, but
all attempts to exterminate it will fail"
--Satya, the OS prof:
Virgin; n, adj (ver gin): one who has never been screwed by a hard disk.
--dorktionary
Nobody said computers were going to be polite.
--fortune
"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity
and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted
activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy ...
neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water."
--Fortune Daemon
Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay I muck with indices and structs all day And when it works, I shout hoo-ray Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay--Fortune Daemon
Sen. Danforth: "There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?" Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me." Frank Zappa: "I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's legs on the album cover is good indication that it's not for little Johnny." -- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985--Fortune Daemon
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
--Fortune Daemon
There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong.
--Fortune Daemon
You have a kind and generous soul. Too bad it does not match the rest of you.
--me
This is not a quote, this is a duck. A very quite duck, but a duck still the same. Quack.
--me
Meep! Hork!
--me
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that
virginity could be a virtue.
-- Voltaire
File .signature is corrupted. Please wipe clean with a moist towelette.
--me
contributing to public confusion, one person at a time.
--me
What's this blue thing doing here?
--They Might be Giants.
To C, or not to C, that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the code to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous syntax
Or to take up LISP amidst a sea of functions
And by debugging, compile them.
--Gootmu
To C, or not to C, that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the code to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous syntax
Or to take up LISP amidst a sea of functions
And by debugging, compile them.
--Gootmu
... But as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can
easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed
and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession)
upon which certain women were convicted of witchcraft and executed was
without a flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The judges' decisions based
on it were sound in logic and in law. Nothing in any existing court
was ever more thoroughly proved than the charges of witchcraft and
sorcery for which so many suffered death. If there were no witches,
human testimony and human reason are alike destitute of value.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
No, you my not quote me.
--Trish
I never trust a person who has to tell me to trust him.
--Trish
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
--Fortune
Sleep is a poor subsitute for caffiene.
--me
Blah!
--Carrie Schutrick