Can't rain all the time.
Right now, most of what you would want to know can be found by fingering my account. If you don't want to do that, here is what you would find:
name: Norman Papernick affiliation: Computer Science Department project: Fending off the Eternal September login name: norm e-mail: email@example.com campus: 422-9304 5828 Nicholson Street office: 412 268 7557 Wean 8215, Carnegie Mellon Pittsburgh, PA 15213
if you want to know more, ask.