"I got a mysterious cheesecake in the mail."
-Ryan

"He's such an attractive woman!"
-Kenneth (when Josh dressed up like a woman)  :)

"Aye. Papi... I... did not know... that you... could do it... like that."
-Jason Black (aka JBlack)

"You think you know everything about everything!!  But you don't know anything about anything!!!!!!"
-Maria

"QUIET!!  you'll spook the trout."
-Chad (aka Chatum Bailey)

"I'm a SWAN!!"
-I'm embarrassed

"F*** you Mr. Laundry Machine!"
-Ken (having trouble with the Maytags?)

"Two hotties on a couch."
-Katie

"His computer was eaten by small helpless and vulnerable Taiwanese boys."
-Ryan

"What more is there to being a Jew than bagels, sex and oy?"
-Ross

"Way to be such THE MAN."
-Lacey

"That would definitely steam my veggies."
-Jon Hall

"...Sorostitutes..."
-Karlos

"All of France was one big HAIRY experience!"
-Lacey

"Dave Matthews Band is a cheap thrill!"
-Memi

"I'm at the point where I'm so sexually deprived that I had to tell my grandma about it."
-Jackie

"That stupid a***ole just landed on my goddamn monkey head!"
-Alex

"I tried to keep my mouth closed."
-Katie
 
 

If you have any random quotes, and would like them posted, just let Kate know.
kmincer@andrew.cmu.edu
 

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