"What if I made someone wear a velcro suit, blindfolded him and put him into a herd of sheep? That would be funny." -Dan Concepcion
"I
was an Eagle Scout, I love hiking, I don't watch porn, I made two of them,
one had a goat." -Mitesh Master
"Sleep
breeds sleep. It's like greed; when you get some, you want more."
-Hester
Tsui (talking about Maria's daily naps)
"At
least your parents let you have a dog. All I was allowed to have
were goldfish. They have an expiration date of 2 weeks. It's
like less than milk!"
-Hester
(Prynne) Tsui
"Hester
is going crazy, and Maria is a spotted...breasted...STERLING...from Madigascar!!!"
-Kenneth
Weaver (crossing Forbes Ave. with Maria making noises and Hester
running around)
"It was one of those fake
apple trees, you know, the ones with the little ornaments."
-Burke (talking about
crab apple trees)
"Pixi Sticks are like
cocaine for kids."
-Mitesh Master
"She thinks the sun shines from her frieking
backside!!!"
-Batul Merchant
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list will continue...