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Mrigesh (in progress)

Cell: 4one2-6three8-8five7zero

I am still working on this.

Education (To be updated)

Withering Madness University - Planet Vhoorl

Major: Public Relations
Minor: Scale Tending


Office skills

Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination

Computer skills

Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows


Doomsday Cult Leader/Overlord - Baton Rogue, LA - 1926-2010

  • Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
  • Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
  • Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed

The Watering Hole Bartender/Server - Milwaukee, WI - 2009

  • Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
  • Reduced theft and property damage percentages
  • Janitorial work, Laundry
World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul
Available on request