Or you could call me Emily.

The picture to the left is me painting KGB's Booth "KGB Re-discovers Atlantis" from Spring 2010
during Carnegie Mellon's April celebration for students and alumni, Spring Carnival.

Sitemap:
about: general and silly information
contact: information that might actually prove useful
*résumé: hire me?
*thesis: my senior thesis for a BA in Linguistcs about the comment language seen on Imgur.com
puzzles: some puzzles I designed or implemented for past KGB Puzzle Hunts
writing: mostly examples of how snarky I can be
photography: examples of my ability to click a button
links: where you can find me in this big ol' internet

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