If you ask people about me they will have all sorts of things to say - though you're guaranteed to hear about volleyball, computer science and cooking. There are plenty of other things to be sure; friends, family, free t-shirts and of course futurama.

Depending on whom you run into you might hear some other crazy stories... Perhaps an obsessive tea habit, Polish relations or even a cell phone with an antenna - how ridiculous! If it sounds dull or disreputable don't believe a word they say.

Instead you should ask me in person, so come find me. I might be on campus near the highbays. If you come for a look, I guarantee you'll see something interesting. Another great spot is at the sands courts in Highland Park, at least on nice sunny days. Even on lousy days I've still gotta eat, so wait at Whole Foods until I inevitably show up.