This is the main page of the website that I am using as homework, and if you don't like it I will eat and eat and eat and it will be very unhealthy and years from now you will read about me on the news for being the fattest, grossest guy ever and you'll feel really bad.

We're a group of four, because of a clerical error of some sort I guess, and this isn't really pertinent I know but once I saw a ghost! I had the presence of mind to photograph it too. Here it is!

Here is a list of the members of my group! You should just fall in love with them at first sight! Or if mine is the first one you've read, first site! HAHAHAHA JOKES ARE FUNNY Anyway the link is here.

To make your lack of knowledge of our project abstraction less of an obstruction, click on the dancing .jpeg of a guitar with visible facial hair here (note: it's not really a .jpeg file).

Here is a link to the Excel page we made for the third assignmet! You'll notice some uncertainty as to the identity of our group's fifth member. Turns out that's because there was no identity because there was no third member! How wacky! Anyway, click on the blue text to go to the spreadsheet here.

And there is my group's presentation file, free for the taking, here.

I have now satisfied your every command for this assignment. I'm like a genie over here.