lawrence says--"Don't cheat!"

 

 

Blue ray discs (paraphrased in my own words)

They are really high technology discs. First off, they are blue ray. This makes consumers automatically like them more because of their cool name. But even the nerdy people who understand them like them more, because they are better in name and marketing AND better in disc-ness.

They hold approcimately 2842378058018051804 times more info. than other discs, because they have LAYERS. Like an onion and like ogres:

The public can't get the most advanced layered discs (its rumored by this crazy internet blogger that it has a many layers as a red ogre), but there are eight layered discs in existence--in secret factories but not on store shelves. you can only buy ones with 2 layers in stores. The number of GB/layer is 25, but slightly less when formatted. The reasons these discs put all the other discs out of business is because they are super superior. First off, the hold a billion times more data, which is important for hi-def which uses a lot of date.

Also, they have a "405 nava-meter laser." The key word here being laser. It just sounds cool . .

So basically blue-ray discs beat out other discs.

 

They are a little pricy, but so was the iphone when it first came out. Then they lowered the price by like 50% and raised the bill by about 21340214380%. So maybe one day we will all use blue-ray discs, and watch in high def. all the time and we'll be able to see really good on fake screens, so we won't ever need to look at disgusting ugly real life.

 

back to the house. i have to pee.