Well i figured with the recent influx in useless stupid fucking webpages, I'd do my part to clutter the internet with more meaningless jargon

People who are obviously gay fags and the reasons why

1) Tim

a)He's a DU monkey

b)He rooms/has sex with Calvin. Check out Exibit A

c)He has the legs of a 6 year old school girl

d)He used to have the 2nd ugliest burns on campus

e)Tim has been quoted saying the following things: "I don't want to drink, there are no girls here", "Um I can't drink, I'm waiting for a call from Lindsey", "I'm really sore, it hurts to sit down"

f)That's enough reasons for now, i assure you there are alot more

2) Chris Carroll AKA White Chris or Toph or Chrissy

a)Um look at him. Exibit B

b)Chris hasn't touched a girl since the late 80's, probably since the last time his mom breast fed him

c)Have you ever seen Chris dance? nuff said

d)Chris was my roommate freshman year and one night I came home hammered and I took out my contacts and went to bed. I woke up to take a piss and when I was done I was still very intoxicated and I couldn't see at all. So what does my nice roommate do? He lured me into his bed to sleep with him. I woke up several hours later horrified and to this day I shutter when I think what Chris may have done to me in my unconcious state

e)Tim and myself once caught Chris beating off in our room. But if that event wasn't terrifying enough, he was huddled in the corner sniffing our underwear as he did it.

3) Calvin Tong

a)Calvin isn't really that gay just really really weird, but i know he could cry if i didn't put him on my site, there you go Cal

4) Aaron Beaber AKA Princess

a)He talks alot of shit and backs none of it up

b)He has the 3rd shittest burns on campus

c)He sucks at funneling

d)I kicked his ass in the Beer Mile

e)At the age of 19 he still runs away from girls (possibly b/c they have cooties?)