Are you a hitseeker?

"First off, we must ask, what is a hitseeker? What does a hitseeker look like? What does a hitseeker do? Naturally, we would answer that a hitseeker seeks hits and that one would look like it seeks hits and finds hits by seeking them. But is that it? After all, who really knows what a hit or a seek is? Hit this, seek that. It's really all the same hit and seek after a while. Who cares what hits we seek in a hitseeker."

Welcome to HitSeeker!

We are a hit seeking group. Our main priorities are to hit some seeks, and then to seek some hits. A very hit seekish type task, no? Well, we are the hittiest and seekiest hitseekers out there! Take a hit and seek at some of our hitseeker products!

HitSeeker products are top of the line products that hit and seek the hittest and seekest seeked hits out there. Look at this picture of something to the left!

Our HitSeekers

HitSeeker Alpha

Help. I am really running out of things to say. Things to hitseek I mean. Please. hitseek this. hitseek that. This whole thing is a sham. Hitseeker! End this madness! hitseek.

HitSeeker Omega

HitSeeker. All I do is seek hits all day. First I seek. Then I hit. Then I hitseek. Sometimes I seek some hits. And then I hit some seeks. It's all the same after a while. Hitseek all day erryday.

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