Top reasons to pine for the Salad Days of Alfred at Transarc:

  • We didn't need no stinkin' badges.
  • We had company meetings every now and then to find out what the heck everyone else was doing.
  • We were empowered to use toasters.
  • New hires could be strung out on heroin and we didn't care, as long as they could hack the kernel.
  • The Transarc firewall only pointed one way.
  • We had an annual Spring Party to see each other get tanked.
  • Business ethics were taken as intuitive, not something you had to sign for.
  • Didn't need an advanced degree in Math to figure out how many vacation days you had that year.