Position :: RA - 2nd floor, A & B
Major :: ECE / Computational Physics
Room :: B209
Year :: Sophomore
Underneath the big, shaggy mop Rob likes to call his "hair"
is a very, very large brain. We assume this because otherwise he would
not be associated with words like "computational" and "physics"
in such close proximity to each other. When his giant processor is
not being used to do coursework, it is hard at work thinking about
other deep and profound problems; problems like "What is the
largest prime number I know?" and "Do my socks match?"
Rob's genius finally broke the surface after years of playing soccer,
when he realized that he wouldn't have to run if he quit playing.
Since this amazing revelation, Rob has not left his room.