Initial ordering, generated randomly
(each person targets the player above them)

  jboriss
  aij (1)
  mkehrt
jgershen(5)
  gwillen
  jrobins
  helenz
  rlambert
  bohanlon
  rlane
  johlstei (1)
  pwg

Record of events:

04/17, 00:55: Targets have been assigned.
04/17, 00:56: The game is afoot!
04/17, 17:30: Some people have been stunned!
04/18, 21:30: rlane has been killed by johlstei! First Blood!
04/18, ??:??: jboriss has been killed by aij!
04/20, 01:15: mkehrt has been killed by jgershen! (stepped outside the linux cluster)
04/20, 05:17: aij has been killed by jgershen! (caught leaving cluster)
04/24, 18:45: Some people have been stunned!
05/01, 17:45: Some people have been stunned!
05/08, 17:20: bohanlon has been eliminated! (not present at kgb meeting)
05/08, 17:20: helenz has been eliminated! (not present at kgb meeting)
05/08, 17:20: johlstei has been eliminated! (not present at kgb meeting)
05/08, 17:20: jrobins has been eliminated! (not present at kgb meeting)
05/08, 17:21: pwg has been killed by jgershen! (end of KGB meeting)
05/09, 21:30: rlambert has been killed by jgershen! (almost midnight breakfast)
05/11, 17:30: gwillen has been killed by jgershen! Killing Spree! (outside of 5203)
05/11, 17:30: jgershen declares victory!